jurassic pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

  2. 2. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  3. 3. I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

  4. 4. Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

  5. 5. I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

  6. 6. Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the mosquito in Jurassic Park.

  7. 7. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  8. 8. I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

  9. 9. Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

  10. 10. Because jurass-is-sick

  11. 11. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

  12. 12. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

  13. 13. You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

  14. 14. Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. Dimetro-damn!

  16. 16. Do you want to read my body language?

  17. 17. Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

  18. 18. Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

  19. 19. Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

  20. 20. Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

  21. 21. Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

  22. 22. Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

  23. 23. Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

  24. 24. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

  25. 25. I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

  26. 26. I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

  27. 27. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

  28. 28. I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

  29. 29. I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

  30. 30. I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

  31. 31. I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

  32. 32. I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

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