terrorist pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl my AK-47 isn't as dangerous as my AK-69.

  2. 2. Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

  3. 3. I would like to make explode inside you, yes?

  4. 4. Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

  5. 5. Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

  6. 6. Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

  7. 7. Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

  8. 8. My pants are already on fire- for you.

  9. 9. Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

  10. 10. Why don't you share this big cell with me?

  11. 11. Are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away.

  12. 12. There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

  13. 13. Is your dad part Al Qaeda? Cause you're da bomb.

  14. 14. Because damn, I wanna be your next target ;)

  15. 15. Because you’re the bomb!

  16. 16. My heart must be a plane, cause you just hijacked it.

  17. 17. Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

  18. 18. Are u a bomber because u are mind blowing.

  19. 19. Girl you blow me away!

  20. 20. I wish you were a bomb so you could blow me.

  21. 21. Is that a bomb on your pocket or are you just Boom!

  22. 22. How about I blow up your world?

  23. 23. That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.

  24. 24. Cause I'm falling for you like the twin towers

  25. 25. Are you mustard gas? 'Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.

  26. 26. Cause I'm the bomb and I'm looking for someone to bl*w me...

  27. 27. You blow me away. I'll return the favor.

  28. 28. You da bomb. Lets blow eachother tonight?

  29. 29. Cause damn, you the bomb

  30. 30. Because you blow all others away.

  31. 31. Are your parents terrorists? No? Then why did they make such a bomb ;)

  32. 32. Cuz you're me making me shoot kids

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