order pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re a complete package.

  2. 2. My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

  3. 3. I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

  4. 4. First order of business will be me taking you out

  5. 5. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  6. 6. Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"

  7. 7. this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.

  8. 8. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  9. 9. Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

  10. 10. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  11. 11. Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

  12. 12. Wecan work on that “family” part later on

  13. 13. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  14. 14. Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

  15. 15. Because the time has come... Execute Order 69

  16. 16. It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

  17. 17. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  18. 18. I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

  19. 19. Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

  20. 20. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  21. 21. May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

  22. 22. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

  23. 23. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

  24. 24. Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  25. 25. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  26. 26. You make me raise my point of order.

  27. 27. B/C you FN as hell

  28. 28. Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

  29. 29. Would you like to be my special victim?

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