stroke pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.

  2. 2. Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

  3. 3. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  4. 4. I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  5. 5. What's your stroke volume?

  6. 6. So, what’s your favorite stroke?

  7. 7. Because you are only making my right hand want to move

  8. 8. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

  9. 9. They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

  10. 10. Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

  11. 11. Would u lemme stroke?

  12. 12. Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

  13. 13. Hey girl are you an Olympic swimmer? bc I wanna stroke your breasts.

  14. 14. My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.

  15. 15. Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

  16. 16. I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

  17. 17. They're obsessed with their stroke & they only wash their balls after 18 holes

  18. 18. But I can't feel my face when im with you, and I love it.

  19. 19. I feel like I might be having a stroke later.

  20. 20. Cause I wanna fine stroke you

  21. 21. Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

  22. 22. I just wanna give you strokes

  23. 23. Girl are you a vet, cause i already see you stroking my cock

  24. 24. I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

  25. 25. Stroke my dolphin.

  26. 26. Wanna see what happens when you stroke my gunlance?

  27. 27. Wanna stroke my Stoke stiffy?

  28. 28. Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.

  29. 29. I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I stroke it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

  30. 30. How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

  31. 31. How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

  32. 32. I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently

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