million pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

  2. 2. I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.

  3. 3. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  4. 4. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  5. 5. With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

  6. 6. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  7. 7. Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

  8. 8. Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

  9. 9. Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

  10. 10. Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

  11. 11. Cause I cant take my mind off of you

  12. 12. Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

  13. 13. I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

  14. 14. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

  15. 15. There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

  16. 16. ou look like a million blocks.

  17. 17. I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

  18. 18. Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

  19. 19. But, I still want to see your nudes.

  20. 20. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  21. 21. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  22. 22. I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  23. 23. Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

  24. 24. Are you a side effect of a vaccination? Because you are one in a million.

  25. 25. So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

  26. 26. If you stayed 94 million miles away from me.

  27. 27. Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.

  28. 28. Cuz you look like a million bucks

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