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  1. 1. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  2. 2. Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

  3. 3. Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

  4. 4. Because you've been looking right all day ;)

  5. 5. The sun hurts my eyes.

  6. 6. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  7. 7. When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

  8. 8. "What, when I fell from heaven?" "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  9. 9. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  10. 10. It hurts so bad.

  11. 11. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

  12. 12. Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

  13. 13. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  14. 14. Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?

  15. 15. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

  16. 16. because you could be entitled to compensation.

  17. 17. Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

  18. 18. I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

  19. 19. Cuz I'll never let anything hurt u

  20. 20. Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

  21. 21. I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

  22. 22. Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

  23. 23. I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

  24. 24. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

  25. 25. I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

  26. 26. But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.

  27. 27. Because you obviously landed on your face.

  28. 28. ...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

  29. 29. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

  30. 30. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

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