1. Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.
2. Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
3. You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.
4. I would still find myself falling for you
5. I'd still end up falling for you!
6. Dinosaurs still exist right?
7. ‘Cause you only exist in my dreams
8. Cuz i forgot you existed & i only like you for your eggs
9. Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.
10. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.
11. Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.
12. You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.
13. I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.
14. I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.
15. I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it
I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
16. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
17. Hey baby, can I slowly integrate my probe into your existing operations?
18. If so, your the best thing i could ever think up
19. Because you don't exist
20. So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
21. Because no such thing exists
22. But you made me realize that goddesses exist.
23. 'Cause I have seen one.
24. "Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."
25. Asking question such as; "Do you have a boyfriend?" can be too forward so asking "How's your dating life going?" would be just as bad as asking the existence of boyfriend?
26. I'd still fall for you..
27. but dinosaurs still exist, right?
28. Mind if I take a selfie with you to prove them wrong?
29. Cause i want to spread my mayo on you
IDK if this exists i was eating burger and saw a hot waiter