watching pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  2. 2. I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  3. 3. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  4. 4. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

  5. 5. I'll watch Carl for you.

  6. 6. I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

  7. 7. Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

  8. 8. Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

  9. 9. Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

  10. 10. I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

  11. 11. Can my Direwolf watch precious?

  12. 12. Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  13. 13. But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  14. 14. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

  15. 15. I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

  16. 16. Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

  17. 17. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  18. 18. Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  19. 19. Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  20. 20. Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  21. 21. Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

  22. 22. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

  23. 23. Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

  24. 24. Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  25. 25. Because you'll never walk alone

  26. 26. I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

  27. 27. Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

  28. 28. You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

  29. 29. I've been watching u swim around all day...

  30. 30. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now... Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  31. 31. Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

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