2. While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
3. My couch actually pulls out.
4. Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
5. My couch pulls out, but I don't.
6. But I don’t
7. My couch pulls out.
8. Can I be the couch?
9. Can I come by later and get it?
10. My couch pulls out
11. We'll both lay you out on the couch.
12. This one's a banger...
Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch.
(Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)
13. Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.
14. I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.
15. Do come lay on my couch… With me.
16. You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!
17. Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?
18. Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.