message pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

  2. 2. No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  3. 3. That I hold farts in while we message each other

  4. 4. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

  5. 5. Boys help a fellow direct message slider out.

  6. 6. I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

  7. 7. Got a hottie from Brazil I need to message quickly !!!

  8. 8. Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you." James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

  9. 9. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  10. 10. She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart." Hit me with your best response's

  11. 11. Cause i wanna fuck you till i see messages

  12. 12. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha. Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  13. 13. I ended up getting lost in your eyes.

  14. 14. StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

  15. 15. Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

  16. 16. starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

  17. 17. Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

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