perfect pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  2. 2. But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

  3. 3. Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!

  4. 4. Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

  5. 5. You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

  6. 6. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  7. 7. Are you a Blue Eyes White Dragon? Because you're perfect.

  8. 8. Girl, did you absorb 17 and 18? Cause you are perfect!

  9. 9. All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

  10. 10. I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

  11. 11. Cause I keep hearing nobody is perfect

  12. 12. Honey, you're perfectly aligned to my grid.

  13. 13. I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

  14. 14. Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

  15. 15. 'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?

  16. 16. You have the perfect face for the radio.

  17. 17. Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

  18. 18. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  19. 19. Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

  20. 20. I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

  21. 21. You march, I march. We could be perfect together.

  22. 22. The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

  23. 23. Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.

  24. 24. Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

  25. 25. You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

  26. 26. Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

  27. 27. I am an atheist because I could not believe Someone could ever make something as perfectly beautiful as you are, my love.

  28. 28. You must be aligned to a grid because you are pixel perfect.

  29. 29. I must be dreaming Djin because you’re too perfect for me.

  30. 30. Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

  31. 31. Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

  32. 32. Me and you are perfectly tuned together.

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