hips pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

  2. 2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

  3. 3. You must be a Plesioth. Cause I'm doin them hip checks.

  4. 4. Are you that Hip Hop Airplane Hostess? Cause I am paralyzed by your beauty. (Jay Chou)

  5. 5. Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

  6. 6. My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.

  7. 7. You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

  8. 8. You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

  9. 9. Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?

  10. 10. I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

  11. 11. Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?

  12. 12. Wanna try out my new hip?

  13. 13. Why don't you come thrust your hips on my ez bar?

  14. 14. Let's strengthen our hips together!

  15. 15. Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. Your Birthing Hips will ensure my bloodline will continue.

  17. 17. As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.

  18. 18. Cause I got a big iron near my hip.

  19. 19. You have nice lips, Please sit on my face and wiggle your hips?

  20. 20. Cause you sure know how to move those hips.

  21. 21. And I eat a box of chocolates

  22. 22. Break my hip, not my heart.

  23. 23. Wow, you have some sweet birthing hips.

  24. 24. You have great child bearing hips.

  25. 25. Doesn't the smell of coffee and hip-retro music want to make you fall in love?

  26. 26. I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.

  27. 27. Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.

  28. 28. They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

  29. 29. If we bounce our hips, the bed will shake. (Something Big)

  30. 30. Girl, are you a Plesioth? Cause those hips are unreal.

  31. 31. You must be a plesioth, Cause I’m doing them hip checks.

  32. 32. Damn sexy! Hips and curves.

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