April Fool’s Day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

  2. 2. Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

  3. 3. Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

  4. 4. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

  5. 5. Boy: my **** is 10 inches girl: mine's too

  6. 6. Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

  7. 7. Can I buy you a drink? Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

  8. 8. Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

  9. 9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

  10. 10. Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.

  11. 11. Do you wanna dance?Yeah but not with you!You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

  12. 12. Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn't in yours!

  13. 13. Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

  14. 14. Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.

  15. 15. Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)

  16. 16. Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

  17. 17. Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

  18. 18. Him Would you like to dance? Her NO! Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

  19. 19. Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

  20. 20. I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as hell.

  21. 21. I can make your bed rock. Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

  22. 22. I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

  23. 23. I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

  24. 24. I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

  25. 25. I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

  26. 26. I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

  27. 27. I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

  28. 28. Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

  29. 29. It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

  30. 30. Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

  31. 31. Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

  32. 32. So what do you do for a living?I'm a female impersonator.

  33. 33. Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

  34. 34. That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.

  35. 35. There's a 'U' in beautiful. Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

  36. 36. Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

  37. 37. True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

  38. 38. U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

  39. 39. Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

  40. 40. When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

  41. 41. Why Do Fools Fall in Love

  42. 42. Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

  43. 43. You make an April Fool out of me every day.

  44. 44. You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”

  45. 45. You’re cute. April Fool’s! You’re MINDBLOWINGLY SEXY.

  46. 46. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.

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