potato pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey babe are you a Mr potato head... Because I'm gonna give you extra parts

  2. 2. But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  3. 3. Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  4. 4. Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

  5. 5. Also guy: and i'm irish

  6. 6. What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

  7. 7. Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

  8. 8. You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

  9. 9. Worlds most sexual game of hot potato

  10. 10. If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

  11. 11. Because I'd like you as a side

  12. 12. Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

  13. 13. If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

  14. 14. Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

  15. 15. If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

  16. 16. I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.

  17. 17. You can mash my potatoes anytime.

  18. 18. Because I’m tryna mash

  19. 19. If you were a potato You'd be a hot potato.

  20. 20. You were definitely a sweat potato

  21. 21. Cause im bouta smash you.

  22. 22. Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.

  23. 23. Because you're loud when I eat you out

  24. 24. Cause i wanna get baked with you.

  25. 25. Sasha: Are you a potato cause I will eat you up.

  26. 26. I heard potatoes mate for life.

  27. 27. Tanta carnita sin papita (Colombia) (So much meat without any potatoes.)

  28. 28. Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)

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