geography pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.

  2. 2. So babe, is it just me or did we just cross to the intertropical convergent zone?

  3. 3. Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

  4. 4. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  5. 5. I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

  6. 6. I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

  7. 7. Nothing's been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.

  8. 8. Geographers do it in the field!

  9. 9. Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

  10. 10. I'd totally map your flows.

  11. 11. You're hotter than a pyroclastic flow.

  12. 12. Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

  13. 13. Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

  14. 14. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  15. 15. You just continentally drifted into my heart.

  16. 16. You want to take a trip down South tonight?

  17. 17. I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

  18. 18. Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

  19. 19. Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

  20. 20. You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

  21. 21. Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

  22. 22. You spin my heart like a globe.

  23. 23. Hey baby, are you from Quito? Because you're Ecuadorable.

  24. 24. My love for you will never be eroded away.

  25. 25. There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

  26. 26. Your volcano makes my earth quake.

  27. 27. You’re so nice I’ll never take you for granite.

  28. 28. You're the eighth wonder of the world.

  29. 29. My block mountain is rising girl.

  30. 30. Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

  31. 31. I’m gonna be just like an Oxbow Lake in its later stages and erode right through you.

  32. 32. Has there been an increase in population density or are you getting close to me?

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