loans pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I wanna take you out

  2. 2. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  3. 3. Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

  4. 4. Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

  5. 5. Because you've got my interest.

  6. 6. Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

  7. 7. Coz I got an interest in you ;)

  8. 8. Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!

  9. 9. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  10. 10. - no? -then why is my interest increasing day by day?

  11. 11. Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest

  12. 12. Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

  13. 13. Because you caught my interest.

  14. 14. Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

  15. 15. Cause you have my interest!

  16. 16. ... cause I got crazy interest.

  17. 17. Because you have my interest.

  18. 18. Because I want to leave you a bank loan.

  19. 19. Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.

  20. 20. Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?

  21. 21. Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.

  22. 22. Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!

  23. 23. Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

  24. 24. The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.

  25. 25. Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?

  26. 26. Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.

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