issue pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I have issues committing to them.

  2. 2. A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

  3. 3. Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.

  4. 4. Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

  5. 5. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  6. 6. Cause you have a new issue everyday

  7. 7. Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

  8. 8. I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

  9. 9. Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

  10. 10. Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  11. 11. Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

  12. 12. But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

  13. 13. It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

  14. 14. Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

  15. 15. Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

  16. 16. You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

  17. 17. Cause you got issues

  18. 18. Issue command to allies in my bed now.

  19. 19. Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

  20. 20. Cause I think about you all the time.

  21. 21. Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

  22. 22. Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.

  23. 23. I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

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