product pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I’d like to seize your means of production

  2. 2. Because you can seize my means of production any day.

  3. 3. Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

  4. 4. I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

  5. 5. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  6. 6. Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

  7. 7. You might not boost my gold production, but baby you're a gem to me.

  8. 8. You're like a good production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.

  9. 9. It would definitely be called Cüt

  10. 10. 'cause I wanna seize your means of production

  11. 11. I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

  12. 12. Cuz you are in my wishlist

  13. 13. Cuz when I have free time, I don’t wanna spend it productively. I just wanna do you.

  14. 14. Coz I'd love to call you mine and show you off.

  15. 15. My love for you

  16. 16. Are you an apple product? Cause damn girl u r so expensive

  17. 17. Most productive thing I've done all day.

  18. 18. You Because, you're a cu-ti-pie

  19. 19. You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

  20. 20. You ice girls get the job done, while cheerleaders just dance around. You're productivity drives me wild.

  21. 21. I thought there's nothing as flawless as Apple products, and you have just proved me wrong.

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