tells pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  2. 2. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  3. 3. They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

  4. 4. That you were the best place to eat out

  5. 5. Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her : (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  6. 6. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

  7. 7. Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

  8. 8. I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

  9. 9. Cause I find you a peeling !

  10. 10. How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

  11. 11. Because I wanna tell everyone that I am fucking awesome

  12. 12. Can you do it for me

  13. 13. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

  14. 14. -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  15. 15. She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  16. 16. Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

  17. 17. I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

  18. 18. Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  19. 19. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  20. 20. Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

  21. 21. But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

  22. 22. Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

  23. 23. Just worked

  24. 24. Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

  25. 25. I just get so lost in your eyes.

  26. 26. Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

  27. 27. Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

  28. 28. It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

  29. 29. Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

  30. 30. Wanna play a game of heads and tails? You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

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