days of the week pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  2. 2. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  3. 3. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  4. 4. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  5. 5. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  6. 6. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  7. 7. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  8. 8. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  9. 9. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  10. 10. I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

  11. 11. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  12. 12. I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

  13. 13. I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

  14. 14. I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

  15. 15. Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

  16. 16. Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

  17. 17. You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

  18. 18. Want to go?

  19. 19. Sunday, coz u're a blessing!

  20. 20. Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

  21. 21. Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

  22. 22. The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

  23. 23. So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

  24. 24. Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

  25. 25. I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.

  26. 26. It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

  27. 27. Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

  28. 28. Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

  29. 29. Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

  30. 30. Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

  31. 31. It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

  32. 32. It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!

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