killed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

  2. 2. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

  3. 3. Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

  4. 4. Either you date me or I'll kill you.

  5. 5. Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

  6. 6. Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?

  7. 7. Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink* Ps: please dont kill yourself

  8. 8. There's a little something extra in it for you if you can kill this damn fly.

  9. 9. You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

  10. 10. Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

  11. 11. Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

  12. 12. You'd be Hitler and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

  13. 13. Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

  14. 14. You would give Hitler a run for his money

  15. 15. Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me

  16. 16. Cause id kill to get you

  17. 17. Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.

  18. 18. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

  19. 19. If looks could kill... You’d be Hitler by now.

  20. 20. You’re so beautiful, Aphrodite is probably trying to kill you.

  21. 21. 1. My DNA 2. Your DNA Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

  22. 22. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

  23. 23. If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

  24. 24. Coz you're killing me with those looks.

  25. 25. I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

  26. 26. Damn, are you a toaster? Because you make me want to kill myself. ​ Wait.... I fucked up. ​ Damn, are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

  27. 27. Cause i want you to be the last person i see Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

  28. 28. Cause you make me want to kill my self

  29. 29. Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

  30. 30. Because Im about to kill myself

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