letter pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  2. 2. Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  3. 3. "All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"

  4. 4. I just wish that I know u

  5. 5. "no there is 26" "oh I forgot U R A Q T" "That's still only 25?!?" "dont worry you'll get the D later"

  6. 6. We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

  7. 7. Them: No Oh, yeah, I forgot U R A Q T Them: That's 25 there's 26 Oh, you'll get the D later

  8. 8. Her: Oh hey Me: You make me think about all 21 letters in the alphabet Her: but there are 26 letters in the alphabet Me : Oh I’m sorry , i forgot U R A Q T

  9. 9. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

  10. 10. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

  11. 11. Because U R A Q T

  12. 12. If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.

  13. 13. Because I always want to be next to U.

  14. 14. To get the full set I just need to know U.

  15. 15. I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

  16. 16. My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.

  17. 17. Yeah, U R.

  18. 18. Cause ily :)

  19. 19. Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later

  20. 20. Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

  21. 21. A for Amazing B for Beautiful C for Caring . . . What about the D? Oh, I’ll give you the D later

  22. 22. U R A Q T & D N U

  23. 23. Because I'll always come before U

  24. 24. ;There’s 26 letters :Silly me how could I forget that U R A QT ;That’s only 25 :You’ll get the D later

  25. 25. Her: what about the other one Me: I'll give you the D in the morning

  26. 26. I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"

  27. 27. Cuz ur zxy (zexy) ​ ​ ​

  28. 28. You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5! Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...

  29. 29. You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right? Her: Nope there are 26. You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T. Her: That only makes 25 letters. You: You'll get the D later.

  30. 30. Because I want you to keep me up all night

  31. 31. If I could rearrange the alphabet, do you know what letters I'd put together? - A: I P N U

  32. 32. You are missing the letters U-R-A-Q-T

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