cream pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Now all you need is some cream filling

  2. 2. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet. Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty. But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)

  3. 3. Can you whip me? Can you give those hot buns? Can you whip some cream for me?

  4. 4. Fill me with meat and sour cream.

  5. 5. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  6. 6. Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

  7. 7. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  8. 8. Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

  9. 9. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

  10. 10. Can I be the cream to your coffee?

  11. 11. You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

  12. 12. Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

  13. 13. Baby, you must've just been churned,cause you're looking so fresh.

  14. 14. Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

  15. 15. I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

  16. 16. Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

  17. 17. Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

  18. 18. Because I wanna pump you full of cream.

  19. 19. Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

  20. 20. Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

  21. 21. Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

  22. 22. Creamed.

  23. 23. You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

  24. 24. But you make my banana cream.

  25. 25. But I wouldn’t mind your cream

  26. 26. Because you’re so sweet and I want you to melt in my mouth

  27. 27. It must be hot in here...cause you're making me melt.

  28. 28. Because I have the urge to lick ya.

  29. 29. Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

  30. 30. Or can I make you scream for the cream

  31. 31. Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

  32. 32. Your hand roll looks like an ice cream cone.

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