pretend pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You wanna pretend it's Christmas Day 1066? Cuz this willy needs to conquer you.

  2. 2. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

  3. 3. We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

  4. 4. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  5. 5. Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

  6. 6. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  7. 7. I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

  8. 8. Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

  9. 9. Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

  10. 10. Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

  11. 11. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  12. 12. Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

  13. 13. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  14. 14. Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

  15. 15. Let's play pretend!

  16. 16. ...so I can bust a nut in your hole

  17. 17. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

  18. 18. So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

  19. 19. While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt. The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?" You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

  20. 20. Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.

  21. 21. Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .

  22. 22. Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

  23. 23. Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

  24. 24. Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

  25. 25. And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

  26. 26. Can you pretend to be me? Someone just told me to go f*ck myself and I really want to take them up on it...

  27. 27. 1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me 2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

  28. 28. I'll be the plunger and you be the coil.

  29. 29. Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

  30. 30. Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

  31. 31. I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

  32. 32. You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

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