ugly pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "

  2. 2. Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

  3. 3. I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

  4. 4. 'Cause you're fucking ugly.

  5. 5. Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

  6. 6. Cause you ugly as fuck

  7. 7. Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!

  8. 8. BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY I CANT LOOK AT YOU

  9. 9. I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.

  10. 10. Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

  11. 11. Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

  12. 12. With a truck or maybe a baseball bat

  13. 13. But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

  14. 14. And I'm ugly as fuck

  15. 15. That's why you're so fat

  16. 16. Hey girl are you a mirror? Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck

  17. 17. Well, that's it

  18. 18. Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

  19. 19. You're still ugly but I'm drunk. Let's fuck.

  20. 20. I made this myself. *ahem* "You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"

  21. 21. Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.

  22. 22. Cause you're looking ugly as hell

  23. 23. ...

  24. 24. Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

  25. 25. Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

  26. 26. Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

  27. 27. Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself

  28. 28. Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

  29. 29. Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?

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