fall heaven pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  2. 2. Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you're looking delicious.

  3. 3. Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

  4. 4. Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel donor. (Dr. Ben Carson)

  5. 5. But you already fell out of heaven for me

  6. 6. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  7. 7. Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

  8. 8. Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

  9. 9. Oh honey I didn't fall from heaven I was summoned by Sam and Dean.

  10. 10. Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  11. 11. Because you look like you’ve been really high recently.

  12. 12. Hey, did you fall from Heaven? Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

  13. 13. Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

  14. 14. Cuz damn you look hurt. (You'll get some laughs which is better imo)

  15. 15. Girl, did you fall from heaven cause your brains are all over the pavement.

  16. 16. Because it looks like you landed on your face...

  17. 17. Cause you must have landed on your face

  18. 18. Because you act like you hit your head

  19. 19. Cause I’ve always wanted to bone an angel Bow chicka bow wow (Tucker, Red vs. Blue)

  20. 20. Did you fall from heaven? because I eat ass.

  21. 21. Cause damn your neck looks all fucked up

  22. 22. Or did u fall from heaven again?

  23. 23. Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

  24. 24. Cause i eat ass

  25. 25. Or did you fall from heaven

  26. 26. ... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

  27. 27. Cause I've always wanted to bone an angel!

  28. 28. Coz I heard angels fall from heaven!

  29. 29. My stupid coworker thought of this

  30. 30. Cause your face is pretty messed up

  31. 31. Cause your face is busted as fuck

  32. 32. Cause you look like you've been in a horrible accident

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