electric pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

  2. 2. You are like low frequency alternating current, you turn me on, then turn me off.

  3. 3. Do you not have any resistance? Because you are the component of my dreams.

  4. 4. What's my V-drop? Your panties.

  5. 5. Are you in the Kelvin scale? Because you are an easy 283.

  6. 6. Your smile will light up every room.

  7. 7. I'll deliver power to your load.

  8. 8. Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

  9. 9. Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

  10. 10. or is this just an unconditioned response?

  11. 11. Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

  12. 12. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

  13. 13. Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

  14. 14. Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

  15. 15. You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

  16. 16. When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

  17. 17. Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

  18. 18. Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

  19. 19. Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

  20. 20. Baby you improve my power factor better than a synchronous condenser.

  21. 21. Girl are you a circuit? Cause I wanna solder my resistor to your breadboard.

  22. 22. Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

  23. 23. My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.

  24. 24. I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

  25. 25. Don't be all Harvard with me. I think we should make like von Neumann and get together.

  26. 26. I'll be the electricity to your heart.

  27. 27. I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

  28. 28. I think we have potential.

  29. 29. Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

  30. 30. Do you want to see my Impulse response?

  31. 31. Are you an Electric-type? Your beauty is shocking!

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