1. lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
2. Bc I want to spend hours of my day looking at you for no reason.
3. Cos I wanna spend 24 hours deciding what to do with you
4. Coz all my feelings for ya be like 'wow, such empty'.
(Best worst pickup line, maybe, idk)
5. See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
6. Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
7. How bout' you give me reddit silver.
8. Cause I want to look at you for hours
9. Cause I have no idea how you work.
P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.
10. Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.
Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.
11. Alioop w some random numbers was this p cute girls snapchat name, j got her off of Instagram DMs
Reddit do ur thing <3
12. Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
13. Coz I don't know how to get you ;(
14. Cause I can never get enough of you
15. Because I really want you
16. Because you are holesom keanue reeves
17. Because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes
18. So yea need a good pun for that nice girl
show me what u got reddit :)
19. Because I would waste my life on you
20. I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
21. Cause I'd be on you all day… *cries to himself*
22. Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you
23. Are you my reddit page?
Because I’d tap you all night long.
24. Because I can't stop looking at you.
25. Water + fall = waterfall
Cell + phone = cellphone
Note + book = notebook
Read + it = reddit
Me + you = a great time
26. Are you a reddit post cause i will use you again n again
27. Cause I want to be a part of your hive mind
28. And it was showing me hot posts. But i didn't see you around