1. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.
2. Cause I want to cover you in cum
3. I was hoping you could be my first
4. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.
5. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.
6. Cum with me if you want to live!
7. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive
8. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
9. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.
10. I'll show you a second cumming!
11. I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.
12. [NSFW] In honor of Valentines Day . . .
* Roses are red
* From the garden they’re cut
* Spread those cheeks
* And I’ll cum in your butt
13. :)))
14. Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?
15. What ya’ll think?
16. Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before
17. Because youll be cumming soon
18. I am like a Enderman, your never see me cumming.
19. I wanna cum inside of you
20. Let’s quarantine and chill,
and let me cum inside of you
🥺
21. Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.
22. ...because ladies should always cum first.
23. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too
24. Cause I can make you cum whenever
25. Because i want to cum all over you
26. Because I wanna cum down your chimney
27. Cuz I’m abt to make you cum Louisiana Fast lmfaoooo.
I came up with this one in middle school lol!
28. Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.
29. Because you will cum right after we 69.
30. But can you swallow my cum?
31. I'll be Ken & you can be the box I come (cum) in