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  1. 1. Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

  2. 2. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  3. 3. I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.

  4. 4. Cuz I'd like to mesure my dick

  5. 5. Idk I only have one ruler

  6. 6. My name is Aquaman, ruler of the seven seas and master of all things wet.

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