dinosaur pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

  2. 2. You can dig up my bone any day.

  3. 3. Dinosaurs still exist right?

  4. 4. Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

  5. 5. Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?

  6. 6. Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

  7. 7. I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...

  8. 8. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

  9. 9. One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

  10. 10. You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.

  11. 11. Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.

  12. 12. I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

  13. 13. Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.

  14. 14. I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

  15. 15. Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.

  16. 16. If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

  17. 17. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

  18. 18. Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

  19. 19. Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

  20. 20. Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?

  21. 21. Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

  22. 22. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  23. 23. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  24. 24. I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.

  25. 25. I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

  26. 26. I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

  27. 27. I'm gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.

  28. 28. T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.

  29. 29. I'm an omnivore. That's right baby, I eat everything.

  30. 30. Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

  31. 31. Aren’t the dinosaurs alive still?

  32. 32. Cuz jurr ass sick

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