handling pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?

  2. 2. Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

  3. 3. You’re too hot to handle

  4. 4. Too hot to handle🥵

  5. 5. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  6. 6. Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

  7. 7. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

  8. 8. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  9. 9. I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

  10. 10. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  11. 11. Handle me like you handle that ball.

  12. 12. Your handles got me on my knees.

  13. 13. You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

  14. 14. Will you come lay up on me?

  15. 15. Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

  16. 16. It’s a good thing I’m an experienced hunter and can handle your shotgun.

  17. 17. I’d love to see the way you handle my spirit stick.

  18. 18. Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

  19. 19. Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.

  20. 20. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  21. 21. It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

  22. 22. Can you handle my direwolf!

  23. 23. Cause Bitches Can't Handle It

  24. 24. Because I want to handle you with care

  25. 25. I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

  26. 26. A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

  27. 27. Because you look like you'd be good at handling balls.

  28. 28. If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

  29. 29. My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

  30. 30. How much woman can you handle?

  31. 31. Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

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