1. Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.
2. They both about to get destroyed
3. What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?
We’re both missing u.
4. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.
5. This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.
6. You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.
7. What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.
8. We're both ripped.
9. You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
10. What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...
11. I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
12. Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
13. Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
14. God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?
15. You both make my heart stop
16. We both can make you wet
17. Are getting hotter and hotter 🥵 day-by-day.
18. -both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)
19. They are snacks
20. We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*
21. We both eat anything that sits on us.
22. Both make me thirsty
23. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
24. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.
25. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
26. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.
27. If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”
28. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.
29. I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.
30. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!
31. Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.