communist pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  2. 2. Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

  3. 3. I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

  4. 4. The Communist Party believes in sharing.

  5. 5. Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

  6. 6. Cause I can feel my lower class rising

  7. 7. Because I wanna share you with my friends

  8. 8. Because I’d like to seize your means of production

  9. 9. Because I feel my control rod moving.

  10. 10. Quit Stalin' and take your clothes off.

  11. 11. Cykas won't get this. Stalin: Girl, you a communist? Girl: Yes, why? Stalin: Because I feel a uprising in my lower classes

  12. 12. Eh babe, I wanna read your communist-Manobreato...

  13. 13. Because you'll be Putin me up tonight!

  14. 14. Hey girl, I'm the KGB. K(Killing) G(gapitalist) B(bigs). I'm working on it.

  15. 15. Come over to the left and liberate me.

  16. 16. I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

  17. 17. Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.

  18. 18. Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.

  19. 19. You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

  20. 20. You must be my comrade with benefits because I'm giving you top Marx.

  21. 21. Workers unite and so should we, babe...

  22. 22. Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky...

  23. 23. I don't know how to tell you this but you're my latest khrush-chev

  24. 24. I'm Yuri Gagarin, mind if I check out Uranus?

  25. 25. Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?

  26. 26. ...but I see us together

  27. 27. Because you can seize my means of production any day.

  28. 28. Because I'm starting to tent.

  29. 29. Because it's started a up-rising in mine.

  30. 30. Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.

  31. 31. Because I don't want to remove your chains.

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