hump pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

  2. 2. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

  3. 3. Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

  4. 4. Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

  5. 5. Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  6. 6. As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.

  7. 7. One camel to another... Wanna Hump?

  8. 8. Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?

  9. 9. Is that enough foreplay, or should I hump your leg some more?

  10. 10. I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

  11. 11. Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

  12. 12. ...because I really want to hump that back

  13. 13. Because we can hump back at my place

  14. 14. My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!

  15. 15. (Dog Costume) Would it offend you if I humped your leg?

  16. 16. Cause I think we should hump back at my place

  17. 17. I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.

  18. 18. Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

  19. 19. Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

  20. 20. Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.

  21. 21. Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to hump your face.

  22. 22. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

  23. 23. Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

  24. 24. What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)

  25. 25. Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

  26. 26. Happy hump day!

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