Art Museum pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

  2. 2. Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

  3. 3. Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

  4. 4. Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.

  5. 5. Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?

  6. 6. Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?

  7. 7. At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.

  8. 8. Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

  9. 9. Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’

  10. 10. Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.

  11. 11. Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color

  12. 12. Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.

  13. 13. Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?

  14. 14. Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY.

  15. 15. Have you ever posed nude?

  16. 16. Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.

  17. 17. Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

  18. 18. Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.

  19. 19. Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.

  20. 20. Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

  21. 21. Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

  22. 22. Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.

  23. 23. Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?

  24. 24. Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

  25. 25. Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.

  26. 26. How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

  27. 27. How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

  28. 28. I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

  29. 29. I love anatomy...especially yours.

  30. 30. I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

  31. 31. I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

  32. 32. I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

  33. 33. I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

  34. 34. I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.

  35. 35. I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

  36. 36. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

  37. 37. I’d better put on my conservation gloves, because you’re too beautiful to handle.

  38. 38. If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

  39. 39. If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?

  40. 40. If I was an artist, you would be my picture!

  41. 41. If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

  42. 42. If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.

  43. 43. If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year.

  44. 44. If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.

  45. 45. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

  46. 46. Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  47. 47. Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.

  48. 48. Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

  49. 49. Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.

  50. 50. Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

  51. 51. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

  52. 52. Real women have cubes

  53. 53. See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.

  54. 54. Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.

  55. 55. The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.

  56. 56. Vincent Van Gogh out with me

  57. 57. Vincent Van Gogh: Ear's lookin' at you!

  58. 58. Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?

  59. 59. You had me at the museum entrance.

  60. 60. You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...

  61. 61. You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.

  62. 62. You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

  63. 63. You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

  64. 64. You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

  65. 65. You're a work of art - who sculpted you?

  66. 66. You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

  67. 67. you're so Monet and you don't even know it

  68. 68. You're the egg to my tempera.

  69. 69. You’re an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime

  70. 70. your perfection infuriates post modernists

  71. 71. Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.

  72. 72. Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

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