mad men pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

  2. 2. You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.

  3. 3. You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

  4. 4. Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

  5. 5. What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

  6. 6. I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

  7. 7. Want to grab lunch?

  8. 8. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

  9. 9. You should read my diary...

  10. 10. I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'.

  11. 11. Is the temperature okay? It's been known to get hot.

  12. 12. God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

  13. 13. You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

  14. 14. I'm the Glen to your Sally.

  15. 15. Are you Amish or something?

  16. 16. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

  17. 17. I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.

  18. 18. I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

  19. 19. I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.

  20. 20. I'm just like Mad Men, I'll make you wait till Sunday night — and then I'll make you scream.

  21. 21. If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.

  22. 22. Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

  23. 23. Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.

  24. 24. My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.

  25. 25. My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

  26. 26. Now, all I need is a cigarette and you.

  27. 27. Of course I'm sketchy, I'm an art director.

  28. 28. The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.

  29. 29. This isn't China. There's no money in virginity.

  30. 30. When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

  31. 31. When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough

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