Breaking Bad pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. All you have to do is respect our chemistry.

  2. 2. Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

  3. 3. Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.

  4. 4. Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.

  5. 5. Chem students do it on the table periodically.

  6. 6. Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.

  7. 7. Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!

  8. 8. Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.

  9. 9. Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!

  10. 10. Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

  11. 11. Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!

  12. 12. Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?

  13. 13. I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really -- I was alive... when I am with you.

  14. 14. I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I'm making breakfast in the morning.

  15. 15. I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.

  16. 16. I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.

  17. 17. I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. (Jesse)

  18. 18. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

  19. 19. I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. (Hank)

  20. 20. I'm the one who knocks.

  21. 21. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

  22. 22. If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

  23. 23. Join me in bed. Fight me and die!

  24. 24. La familia es todo.

  25. 25. Let's discover our coefficient of friction.

  26. 26. Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.

  27. 27. My love for you is 99.1% pure.

  28. 28. Real men know how to cook.

  29. 29. Say my name!

  30. 30. Say you want this.

  31. 31. Screw Meth. Love is my drug.

  32. 32. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

  33. 33. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

  34. 34. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

  35. 35. Yo, Gatorade me, bitch. (Jesse)

  36. 36. You are the Lily to my Valley.

  37. 37. You are welcome to my territory anytime.

  38. 38. Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal

  39. 39. Real men know how to cook.

  40. 40. Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!

  41. 41. My love for you is 99.1% pure.

  42. 42. Screw Meth. Love is my drug.

  43. 43. Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.

  44. 44. Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.

  45. 45. I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.

  46. 46. I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.

  47. 47. I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse

  48. 48. You are the Lily to my Valley.

  49. 49. Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.

  50. 50. Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!

  51. 51. I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. -Hank

  52. 52. Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!

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