scientology pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?

  2. 2. Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

  3. 3. Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

  4. 4. Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

  5. 5. Didn't we hook up in a past life?

  6. 6. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

  7. 7. Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

  8. 8. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  9. 9. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

  10. 10. Your body is in screaming affluence!

  11. 11. What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

  12. 12. Where have you been all my Whole Track?

  13. 13. There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

  14. 14. Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?

  16. 16. Want to help me get my stats up?

  17. 17. Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!

  18. 18. You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.

  19. 19. I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

  20. 20. How’d you like to pick up these cans?

  21. 21. Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

  22. 22. Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?

  23. 23. I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.

  24. 24. Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?

  25. 25. I want to put my intention in you.

  26. 26. I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

  27. 27. I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?

  28. 28. I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

  29. 29. Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!

  30. 30. My org needs a touch assist.

  31. 31. I’ve got some charge you can blow!

  32. 32. Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.

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