glee pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you from Vocal Adrenaline? Because your smile could cure cancer.

  2. 2. Person: Why are you closing the door?

  3. 3. Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

  4. 4. I like being told what to do.

  5. 5. What you need is my chocolate thunder.

  6. 6. Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan.

  7. 7. I’d watch Glee for you.

  8. 8. Let me show you how we do it in Lima Heights

  9. 9. Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

  10. 10. My coif isn't the only thing that's gelled and ready to go.

  11. 11. Are you a Grilled Cheesus? Because I think I'm seeing the face of god.

  12. 12. Are you a member of Adam's Apples? Because I like big butts and I can not lie

  13. 13. Hey baby, the mohawk's for more than just style; grab on, let's go for a ride.

  14. 14. Hey, me. You're one fine example of sexy fierceness: Gi-Jane's face on Hillary Clinton's body.

  15. 15. I know where the rain in Spain stays, girls...in your pants.

  16. 16. I only date unicorns with long horns and boobs.

  17. 17. I will show you my twinkle tube.

  18. 18. I'll give you a private broadway show

  19. 19. I'll show you another metaphor of my gold stars.

  20. 20. I'm a baritone so I can sing Marvin Gaye's “Let's Get It On” Like Dayum

  21. 21. I'm a brick house, sexy. I'm mighty, mighty; letting it all hang out.

  22. 22. Person: Why are you closing the door? Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

  23. 23. Unlike in new directions, I'm always on top in the bedroom.

  24. 24. Wanna help me pose for some special pamphlet photos?

  25. 25. Wanna see my sexy faces?

  26. 26. You can ride me in my wheelchair any time.

  27. 27. It's all about teasing and not about pleasing.

  28. 28. OCD in the streets; Dirty in the sheets.

  29. 29. Let's get wanky.

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