redneck pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

  2. 2. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

  3. 3. I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

  4. 4. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.

  5. 5. Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

  6. 6. Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.

  7. 7. Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

  8. 8. but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

  9. 9. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.

  10. 10. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

  11. 11. I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flintstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

  12. 12. Me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause I am stronger than u!!!!

  13. 13. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  14. 14. My home is where I park it

  15. 15. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

  16. 16. You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

  17. 17. Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

  18. 18. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

  19. 19. Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

  20. 20. If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

  21. 21. Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

  22. 22. You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

  23. 23. Are both of those teeth real?

  24. 24. You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

  25. 25. Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

  26. 26. You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

  27. 27. Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

  28. 28. Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.

  29. 29. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

  30. 30. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

  31. 31. If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

  32. 32. Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

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