cowboy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  2. 2. Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

  3. 3. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

  4. 4. Come on now, ride your cowboy.

  5. 5. I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

  6. 6. Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.

  7. 7. Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

  8. 8. Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

  9. 9. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

  10. 10. Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

  11. 11. Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

  12. 12. Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?

  13. 13. I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

  14. 14. So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.

  15. 15. Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

  16. 16. Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

  17. 17. If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

  18. 18. I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.

  19. 19. I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

  20. 20. Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

  21. 21. Can I put my gun in your holster?

  22. 22. I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

  23. 23. Ey baby, wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?

  24. 24. How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

  25. 25. What size boot you wear girl?

  26. 26. Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?

  27. 27. Cause I can see you riding me.

  28. 28. Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.

  29. 29. I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.

  30. 30. If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

  31. 31. Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

  32. 32. You can spur me all night long.

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