1. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
2. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
3. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
4. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
5. My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
6. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
7. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
8. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
9. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
10. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
11. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
12. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
13. Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
14. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I
15. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
16. Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
17. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
18. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
19. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
20. When God made you, he was showing off.
21. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
22. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
23. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
24. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
25. You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
26. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
27. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
28. I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
29. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
30. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
31. Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
32. The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
33. Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
34. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
35. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
36. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
37. Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
38. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
39. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
40. Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
41. I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
42. It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
43. They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
44. I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
45. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
46. Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
47. Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
48. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
49. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
50. Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
51. I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
52. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
53. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
54. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
55. Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
56. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
57. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
58. Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
59. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
60. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
61. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
62. My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
63. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
64. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
65. Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
66. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
67. Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
68. I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
69. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
70. You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
71. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
72. My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
73. Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
74. Where do you hide your wings?
75. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
76. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
77. Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
78. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
79. I must be lost
80. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
81. Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!