Basketball pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I'll be your rebound

  2. 2. Are you from Cleveland, because I'm digging that Cavalier attitude.

  3. 3. Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

  4. 4. Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can't pass you up.

  5. 5. Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.

  6. 6. Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.

  7. 7. Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

  8. 8. Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

  9. 9. Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.

  10. 10. Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

  11. 11. Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.

  12. 12. Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

  13. 13. Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

  14. 14. Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

  15. 15. Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?

  16. 16. I can score from multiple positions.

  17. 17. I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

  18. 18. I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you

  19. 19. I hear you're a great dribbler. Me too. There's a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon'.

  20. 20. I hit threes all the time but you'd be my first ten

  21. 21. I wanna be linside you

  22. 22. I Wouldn't Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You

  23. 23. I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

  24. 24. I'm a good ball handler, what about you

  25. 25. I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.

  26. 26. If I were a basketball player I'd be Shaquille O'Feel

  27. 27. If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?

  28. 28. If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

  29. 29. If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

  30. 30. If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

  31. 31. If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

  32. 32. Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

  33. 33. Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.

  34. 34. May I put my balls in your basket?

  35. 35. Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?

  36. 36. Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It's Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

  37. 37. They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are

  38. 38. You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!

  39. 39. You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!

  40. 40. You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

  41. 41. You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?

  42. 42. You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.

  43. 43. You're Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper

  44. 44. You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

  45. 45. Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

  46. 46. Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

  47. 47. I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

  48. 48. If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

  49. 49. Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.

  50. 50. You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?

  51. 51. Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

  52. 52. Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

  53. 53. If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

  54. 54. You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!

  55. 55. If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

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