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  1. 1. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  2. 2. Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

  3. 3. Because your mom is Israeli hot

  4. 4. After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

  5. 5. Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?

  6. 6. Cause you Israeli hot

  7. 7. Because you Israeli hot

  8. 8. Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up

  9. 9. Because you Israeli fine

  10. 10. Cause you Israeli hot!

  11. 11. Because he never met you.

  12. 12. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

  13. 13. Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

  14. 14. My name is Dovid. But they call me Goliath. Wanna find out why?

  15. 15. Are you the messiah, because I've been waiting for you.

  16. 16. Cuz you're a kippah

  17. 17. 'Cause i'd like to have your number.

  18. 18. All I want for Chanukah is you.

  19. 19. Cuz you isreali hot

  20. 20. Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

  21. 21. Do you want to make tonight different from all other nights?

  22. 22. Cuz ur on my head like a kippuh. (Can’t get the wording right but I know I got something here)

  23. 23. Because you violated the 10 Commandments by stealing my heart

  24. 24. A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

  25. 25. Can this maccabee fit inside your canon?

  26. 26. Can I put out your burning bush?

  27. 27. Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

  28. 28. After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for

  29. 29. When is kippur? 'Cause I want you on your knees.

  30. 30. Do you want something to atone for on yom kippur?

  31. 31. Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!

  32. 32. Don't worry I won't passover you.

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