1. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?
2. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
3. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
4. This is science.
5. Your fingers have touched my soul
6. Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?
7. Bushy beard; Cozy kiss.
8. Can I just run my fingers through your hair?
9. Comb on over baby
10. Don't let my haircut mislead you. I'm a raging sex machine.
11. Are you sure you're not Finn's hair?
Because you are just golden!
12. Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
13. How about if I nailed you to the wall?
14. Want one?
15. I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?
16. I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?
17. I sure do like the way your hair smells.
18. If all women have flawless skin like yours, spa will go out of business!
19. If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.
20. Is that the smell of lavender oil in your hair?
21. Mind if I comb over?
22. Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have beautiful hair.
23. And I am good at sex.
24. Now where would you like my wood?
25. Can I touch it with my vagina?
26. I heard they have a great spa service.
27. Can I run my fingers through it?
28. Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?
29. Because you got angel hair.
30. Someday I will grow a mustache.
31. Touches my hair. Ouch! You just put me on fire!
32. What is the shade of nail polish called that you are wearing that looks so good?