real estate pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  2. 2. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  3. 3. You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

  4. 4. Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

  5. 5. Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

  6. 6. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  7. 7. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  8. 8. Would you let me holding period you forever?

  9. 9. Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

  10. 10. You’re more than just a piece of property.

  11. 11. Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.

  12. 12. You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

  13. 13. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  14. 14. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

  15. 15. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  16. 16. Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

  17. 17. Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

  18. 18. Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

  19. 19. I love you more than I love referrals...

  20. 20. I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

  21. 21. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

  22. 22. Let's make it official and close the escrow.

  23. 23. Love is buying your first home together.

  24. 24. Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

  25. 25. Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

  26. 26. What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

  27. 27. With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

  28. 28. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

  29. 29. You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

  30. 30. There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

  31. 31. Baby, I'm not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.

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