1. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.
2. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.
3. "What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack"
4. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
5. because you could be entitled to compensation.
6. I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!
7. Cause I can treat the proper first aid...
8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
9. But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.
10. Because you obviously landed on your face.
11. But you already fell out of heaven for me
12. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
13. Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?
14. But you obviously came from hell with a body made to sin
15. Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
16. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.
17. Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?
18. LUCIFER?!?
19. When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?
20. “So that’s how I met you; you fell from heaven”
21. It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
22. Because damn girl, you be looking like Lucifer.
23. Because uhh, so was Lucifer
24. Replies “What?”
When you fell from heaven did it hurt?
25. Because you fell down from heaven
26. Because you're the only ten I see.
27. Cause you ugly as fuck
28. Because you look like you fell from heaven and make me want to sin
29. Because it looks like you landed on your face
30. Cuando te caiste del cielo, mi angel. (When you fell from heaven, my angel)
31. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)
32. Did you fell from heaven because have sex with me?