supposed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

  2. 2. I heard you were supposed to start with a cheesy pick-up line.

  3. 3. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  4. 4. Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.

  5. 5. Her: What? Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

  6. 6. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

  7. 7. Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

  8. 8. She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

  9. 9. U and I are supposed to be next to each other

  10. 10. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  11. 11. Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

  12. 12. According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

  13. 13. Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..

  14. 14. Your place or mine?

  15. 15. You know we're all supposed to be operating in clusters now, right?

  16. 16. You're a hen, I'm a cock, I suppose a cluck's out of the question?

  17. 17. 'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

  18. 18. Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

  19. 19. Sex is supposed to help induce labor. Let's get me dilated.

  20. 20. And i am supposed to take you out. *continues to shoot the target*

  21. 21. It says here I’m in the (room) but I’m supposed to be in you, can you show me how to get there?

  22. 22. Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

  23. 23. Oh, it's supposed to be some give and take, I know. But you're only taking and not giving anymore. So what do I do? Because I still love you… And you're the only one who can save me.

  24. 24. Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.

  25. 25. Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.

  26. 26. I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

  27. 27. Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

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