politics pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

  2. 2. I want to exploit you like an oil company.

  3. 3. A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

  4. 4. I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

  5. 5. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  6. 6. It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

  7. 7. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  8. 8. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  9. 9. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  10. 10. When you want to sit it stands up.

  11. 11. I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

  12. 12. Yours is the only weiner I’d vote for...

  13. 13. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

  14. 14. Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

  15. 15. We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

  16. 16. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  17. 17. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  18. 18. Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

  19. 19. You sure meet my convergence criteria.

  20. 20. I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

  21. 21. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

  22. 22. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  23. 23. I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

  24. 24. Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

  25. 25. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

  26. 26. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  27. 27. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  28. 28. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  29. 29. It stands up so you can sit down :)

  30. 30. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  31. 31. I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

  32. 32. I'm the president!

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